Not What I Expected To Wake Up To

Have I ever mentioned that my cat is part human? I believe I may have in post #1. The events of last night are further proof.

I woke up in the middle of the night to a rustling sound. I looked at the clock - 1am - and realized the noise was coming from next to my bed. I glanced over the edge tentatively, worried what I might find (I've had bad experiences with mice. Refer to October 2006 posts.) and saw what appeared to be Max eating paper. I flipped on the light to find that he had...

1. Gotten into my purse

2. Removed ONLY a pack of Orbitz gum from said purse

3. Opened the package

4. Torn out every single piece of gum

5. Proceeded to suck on/chew it all.

 I caught my cat chewing gum at 1 am. 

Try and tell me he's not part human. 

Update: Last night (in the middle of the night) I caught him digging in the trash can to find the gum. Apparently Orbitz Sweet Mint is kitty crack.