Maui.

I think I could become a morning person if this was what I had to look forward to every morning. This is the view from our back porch.

Day One was successful in terms of fearing for my life, but only semi-successful in terms of my tan. But I have high hopes for today. The Professor is REALLY good at tanning and I have a feeling his system is going to work well for me.

Also on today's agenda:

• Shaved Ice
• Buy a coconut on the side of the road and drink whatever we find inside

 What can I say? I dream big, folks.