Conversation of the Day

Cambo: sounds like maui was fun.
Cambo: and you used a life jacket to snorkel???
Me: maui was fun. and yes. dude, i can't swim. which includes floating.
Cambo: you really can't swim?
Me: no!
Cambo: did you take swimming lessons when you were young?
Me: nope.
Me: this is my favorite conversation today.
Cambo: wow. i am shocked. i have never known someone that didn't know how to swim. lucky for you that I didn't know that when you worked here
Me: how do you not know this about me? what would you have done if you knew when i worked there?
Cambo: probably mocked you occasionally.


And by "occasionally" I'm quite certain he meant "on a daily basis".