what would my voice over say?

I just started watching Vampire Diaries tonight (Are you embarrassed for me? Don't be. From what I've seen so far, it has all the makings of the perfect kind of terrible television I like.) and as they were both voicing over their journal entries I, again, felt that longing to have a record of the humdrum of my life. I feel like personal blogging is so 2008 - if you don't have a child and aren't posting photos of what you're wearing each day, no one cares - but I'm attempting to rededicate myself.

Now that all of the drafts have been rescued from the Island of Misfit Posts, the next step is to start writing about the present. I should have plenty to say as 2014 has been a doozy so far.