Things I Know (2008)

I don't know much, but these are the things I do know.

• I should never be allowed in Target unsupervised. Or with any form of payment.
• Getting up early does not get any easier. People who tell you it does are lying.
• Riding the bus isn't as bad as I tell myself it is.
• Musicians can be less attractive in real life, but because they can sing and/or play a musical instrument they become attractive.

 [For the record, all of these things are still true in 2014. Except the bus thing. Riding the bus IS terrible and I've long since given up on it.]