Nevers

I've been known to frequent Dooce.com. And today she posted a question from her community that asked people what their three "nevers" are in life. I read through some of the responses and a few of them made me laugh out loud.

• Never eat meat from a gas station.
• Never chop up fruits and vegetables in the kitchen while you are naked.
• Never date a guy who shows up to your house in an El Camino. If he can't make a commitment between a car or a truck what hope do you really have?

I actually don't have experience with any of these situations, but I've taken note.