I was nearing the point of tears at work today and received the best pep talk ever.
Just remember that [name removed to protect the innocent] crapped her pants on the bus and that you didn't.
Which makes you a winner.
Now get those sweaty eyeballs under control and give Mickey the biggest 3 finger* high five.
*Mickey has four fingers (including his thumb). Oh, the things I now know.
2 comments:
someone you know crapped their pants on the bus? Sorry for them but freakin' hilarious!
jules, you would love the story. and we also discussed sugar free candy...just sayin' :)
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