Did you know that in addition to having a new house, I have a new roommate as well? I do. Today's fun quotes and conversations are brought you by her, The New Kid.
#1: Comment made after finishing dinner.
TNK: You know a restaurant is good when everyone in it is fat. [We were right there with them.]
#2: While lounging around the upstairs living room, discussing decorating plans.
TNK: Where's that picture of Jesus going to go?
Me: I was thinking probably above the mantle.
[Silence.]
Me: I'm kidding.
TNK: How do you know that's even really Jesus?
Me: Well, it's not a photograph...
UPDATE: I can't believe I forgot to include this one originally.
TNK: We could have an animal party. I could dress up as rabbit and you could be a...duck.
Me: Listen, just because my last name is Howard doesn't mean I have to be a duck.
I'm sure there's plenty more where that came from. I'm looking forward to it.
4 comments:
so... does she read your blog?
What about:
TNK: We could have an animal party. I could dress up as rabbit and you could be a...duck.
You: Listen just because my last name is Howard does not mean I have to be a duck.
Kenn, maybe. I don't actually know. But I wouldn't be worried about it if she did.
Linds...THAT'S IT!! That was the one I couldn't remember. I might add that one in right now:)
steph, where do you come up with these awesome one-liners!!! ??
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