1. So, how's your Aspen? (A question I was asked by my uncle in church.)
2. So...what's our position on farting?
3. That wreath is official.
4. A: I don't like to say the word 'pianist' because it sounds like I'm saying 'penis'.
B: So you can't say 'pianist' because it sounds like 'penis', but you can say 'penis'?
5. Get out of the store and put some pants on!
Aaahh...Christmas with the Howard family.
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