Me: I'm going to have a breakdown when I turn 30.
CC: Really? Mine's going to happen at 29.
Me: Why, because your planets aren't aligned? Something is in retrograde?
CC: Well, Mercury is in retrograde right now. But I'll be coming out of a Saturn return.
Me: I don't even know what this means.
CC: Google that sh#!.
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