Tuesday, September 13, 2011

why i love my family #6,345.

My Dad just posted this as his FB status.


To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice:
"Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz."
While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for any of his relatives:
Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, , Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az
Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz....

3 comments:

Yo said...

Bwahahaahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay I've never met the man, but I absolutely LOVE him!!

John and Rachel Stephens said...

That's some wise fatherly advice! LOL!

Zimm said...

Like.